the world domination game

i have played this with a couple of rl friends and got some really nice results, so i decided to see if it'd work as a forum game too.

it is the year 2012. i have successfully gained world domination. however, ruling the whole planet all by myself is nearly impossible, so i'm looking for assistants who each get a part of the world to rule over.

here's the rules: pick a country or region you'd like to rule over. of course you cannot pick one that has already been taken. also, you cannot pick all of america (for instance), but only one state. same goes for russia and china - pick a region, not the whole giant country.

once you've chosen your domain:
- rename it to something you like (the funnier the better)
- give yourself a nice title ("his excellency, methastasius the supreme master of sugarland"?)
- choose a residence for yourself (a pink castle with seven towers?)
- make a few laws you'd like to introduce (yes, make silly laws like "blue socks are banned"!)

have fun and be creative!

I call Italy!

I think I'll become the new Tyrant of Mine (formerly Greece). Laws are against: fake tans, the "hate food of the week", painting your little finger bright orange, and eating oriental foods without chopsticks. Furthermore, I will mount a radio system that will play all of my favorite music throughout Mine all of the time- quietly, of course, though. Many of the old laws (murder, theft, etc.) will be turned over to the instigators of those crimes, in a repetition of Vetinari's Guilds. I myself will live in an underground 15 ft x 15 ft room, with an attached huge kitchen and massive courtyand. I will appoint my friend Tom as Death Incarnate, which is the head of the military and what police is still necessary. All crimes will incur the death sentence.

I think that's about it....

Really? You've done this with friends too? Same here. <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> (Accept we just picked countries to rule.)

Anyway, I claim Australia and it shall hence forth be known as The Red Land of Doom (or just Red Land for short). (If I can't have all of Australia, I'll take the Northern Territory.)
Because I am it's ever vigilant ruler, I shall be known as the Wizard of Oz.
My magificent residence shall be an electric blue castle situated at the top of Ayers Rock. Marahute shall be the royal flight bird.
The first law of the land shall be that everything pink will be illegal. The second law shall be that anyone caught eating broccoli will be beheaded. And the third law shall be that everyone gets a three day weekend. And I shall be a loved and awesome ruler!

Deros Wrote:I think I'll become the new Tyrant of Mine (formerly Greece). I'm too tired right now to choose my home and laws, so I'll leave it at that and change it later.

EDIT: Damn you, Freetha! I wanted Italy...

freetha was faster with italy, although she didn't name the land or herself, or make new laws. *pokes freetha*

I call Los Angeles!

I'm having the entire British Isles!

I declare myself Grand High Referee, and reside in the Holy Rink.

Henceforth all cheese is banned, except if members of my immediate family request it. Nicely.

My Grand Vizier shall be known as the Compliance Officer. Everyone must comply at all times. On pain of pain.

I claim Antarctica and hereforth it shall be know as Penguinadia! My title shall be The Grand High Empress and I wil live in a giant ice castle. New laws shall be: all penguins are considered minor royalty except emperor penguins who are above all the rest.

I shall outlaw all other wildlife, and any scientists or humans who wish to visit shall have to pay 100 fish to each penguin and bring one human who will live in Penguinadia and serve the penguins directly. All ugs and crocs will be banned as well as leggings and sack dresses and everyone has to wear black and white at all times as to not upset the most important residents: penguins.

Hey, kahoku, where're you sticking the world capital?

kahoku Wrote:

Deros Wrote:I think I'll become the new Tyrant of Mine (formerly Greece). I'm too tired right now to choose my home and laws, so I'll leave it at that and change it later.

EDIT: Damn you, Freetha! I wanted Italy...

freetha was faster with italy, although she didn't name the land or herself, or make new laws. *pokes freetha*

Oh all right, all right..
I'll call it "Wine-Land" (or the boot as a nickname) and henceforth all jobs not pertaining to the wine and food industry, other than general maintenance of roads and towns and things ofcourse, will be abolished. (Screw healthcare... you can get it in france if you need it!)
Also, I'm "supreme overlord" of Wine-Land (the boot), my word will be law.

Also, any violent crime at all is punishable by death. Cheap and quick death. Gunshot to the head.