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i saw the "quotes from okp" topic and tought: there are some quotes i loved, but they are not from okp... so i decided to make another topic for these lovely things you get to hear from your fellow humans every day. <!-- sWink --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_e_wink.gif" alt=";)" title="Wink" /><!-- sWink -->

"negative lifespans have not been observed yet."
- my statistics professor, answering the question why a certain distribution, which measures lifespans, can never result in negative values

"punctuation is not optional."
- assistant professor in my "scientific presentation and communication" class

"first, i will start with an introduction."
- student presenting her paper in the same class. i sat there and thought: no, really. do you always start with the beginning? actually, you just started with a stupid sentence.

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2008-01-14 17:11
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There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
-Terry Pratchett


My memory, experiences, and attention span are all too small to have any "real life" quote examples.

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2008-01-14 17:22
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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-Svanni

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2008-01-14 17:33
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The Garnet Host Wrote:There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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-Svanni

oooh, I used that quote today <!-- sTongue --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- sTongue -->
2008-01-14 17:56
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The following was uttered by my husband while watching the first part of Sarah Connor Chronicles:
Never trust naked chicks on the side of the road. You never know when one is a cybernetic organism programmed to kick your a$$.

The following was taken from an episode of The Big Bang Theory:
Penny: Sheldon you forgot something.
Sheldon: What?
Penny: This plasma grenade. (explosion from the video game followed by girlie giggling) Look it's raining you!

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2008-01-15 2:08
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Littlechris Wrote:
The Garnet Host Wrote:There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

;P

-Svanni

oooh, I used that quote today <!-- sTongue --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- sTongue -->

Remember, since it is not base ten, it is said one-zero (or two), not ten.

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2008-01-15 5:47
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"What's in the box!?"
"Booooooyyyyy!"
"And will spread the infection like Johnny F**king Appleseed"


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2008-01-15 6:57
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Kreyas Wrote:
Littlechris Wrote:
The Garnet Host Wrote:There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

;P

-Svanni

oooh, I used that quote today <!-- sTongue --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- sTongue -->

Remember, since it is not base ten, it is said one-zero (or two), not ten.

not necessarily. if you define "ten" as "the thing with a one and a zero", it'll be "ten" in all systems.
*nerd*

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2008-01-15 8:49
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The Garnet Host Wrote:There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

;P

-Svanni

When first reading that post, I went "Huh ... I don't get it ..."

... then I understood.

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2008-01-15 12:51
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momo Wrote:
The Garnet Host Wrote:There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

;P

-Svanni

When first reading that post, I went "Huh ... I don't get it ..."

... then I understood.

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2008-01-15 15:41
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