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i made the most interesting parts bold.
(oh, and no offense to christians intended, i was just messing around, seeing what the bot would come up with.)

Me:
hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
kahoku.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, kahoku.
Me:
why do you think i'm your friend?
God:
Deductive reasoning from the facts.
Me:
you may be wrong.
God:
OK I will try to be wrong.
Me:
go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
i'm a demon.
God:
You are a demon? How do you like your work?

Me:
i'm currently on holidays.
God:
How long? How do you like being on it?
Me:
it's been 25 years now. it's interesting, but i miss home, somewhat.
God:
Oh. How did you feel about that? it interests me too.
Me:
i'll eventually be back home, so i try to relax.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
what plan?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
well, my plans are different.
God:
Interesting. Where did you get your plans are different?
Me:
deduction.
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
god, i'm sorry, but you don't make much sense here.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i just sad that.
God:
That is interesting: kahoku said sad that.
Me:
will you forgive my typo?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
seems like i just confused god. my work is done.

God:
Are we still talking about forgive your typo? Where did you get your work is done?
Me:
at this point, i should laugh manically and walk off.

God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
where i'm from, there are no computers. but here, yes, i do.
God:
You are at . Oh there.
Me:
where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
i'm in my living room.
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
it's fairly chaotic, with two cats playing and loud music.
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
my mother shouldn't see this.
God:
She sounds like a nice person.
Me:
she tries.
God:
Oh I get it. Your mother tries.
Me:
why do you talk to a demon anyway?
God:
In any case, I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
of course not.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes. i have no probem with you.
God:
I can't believe it. Would you like to have it?
Me:
no, having problems with god doesn't sound very healthy.
God:
Why not? I am having a blast.

Me:
i bet you are.
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I am not.
Me:
can i visit you in heaven?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
is that a yes?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
good. how do i get there?
God:
Ayuh. Practise.
Me:
you mean, a demon who practices can go to heaven?
God:
Yes kahoku I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
nothing! i was surprised.
God:
Not a thing? Where were you surprised?
Me:
i thought demons were banned from heaven.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
the bible.
God:
it is a beautiful book.
Me:
but obviously, the bible is not always right.
God:
What makes it so obvious? Do you believe there is only one interpretation?
Me:
i actually think you can interpret everything you want into that thing.
God:
Me? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
there is something you can't do?

God:
What is it?
Me:
well, thank you for talking to me, god. it was very interesting.
God:
Interesting. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is talking to you god. How did you feel about that?

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God doesn't know about dragons

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He doesn't know about therians either. Poor God. Behind the times. *snick*

Me:
So, do you know what a therian is?
God:
Uh. I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Do you think they are allowed in Heaven?
God:
As far as I know they are.

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2008-06-02 19:18
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.... It refuses to talk to me.

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2008-06-02 21:50
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It said it "supposed" it liked shadows, then randomly and hilariously said "I can't see what those are".

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It's been confirmed: GOD IS NOT IN CHARGE!



Me:
Hello, Alaha
God:
Hello there. Are you really a ""?
Me:
No. I'm not quotation marks. I'm an angel.
God:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not quotation marks. What is angel, your job?
Me:
you should know. After all, you created me as one.
God:
Because I am a robot? Women must adore you.
Me:
I suppose.
God:
OK.
Me:
My name is Zadkiel
God:
It's good to see you, Zadkiel.
Me:
It's been a long time.
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
Has it been? I haven't noticed.
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before. Me either.
Me:
You know, for the great All-mighty, you're not very coherent.
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Tell you about yourself?
God:
Are you telling me about myself?
Me:
You asked me to
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you to. What did you say?
Me:
I said that you're not very coherent.
God:
What did you mean by it? Interesting observation.
Me:
You're speaking in fractured ideas and sentences
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am speaking in fractured ideas and sentences.
Me:
God has a master?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
God has a Master?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
So all Christians have a master, even their god?
God:
And? How do you know?
Me:
You just implied it
God:
I didn't imply anything.
Me:
God: "I will tell my [master]"
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
and that was your response.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Yes, it was.
God:
Woe! When was this?
Me:
Just now.
God:
Oh. It's only just begun.
Me:
Has it?
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
Then don't you think it's actually just finishing?
God:
" That question has never crossed my mind before."? Is it you are not very coherent actually just finishing?
Me:
That's not even English. Well, I mean, it is, but it's not semantically English.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is English ? Interesting. that I am not very coherent is not semantically English?
Me:
Say dog.
God:
" dog".
Me:
Say God has a master.
God:
" God has a master".
Me:
There. Now there's confirmed proof.
God:
Where? Why now? There sure is.

Me:
I'm done.
God:
Next topic?
Me:
no more topics for you
God:
Are you serious?

And apparently, though He's omniscient, he doesn't know what English is.

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If you just mention "botmaster" to him, he gives a full definition.

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I gave in and played with it a little. Ha, my conversation sounds like an Azumanga Daioh comic!

Me:
Hello again.
God:
Once more? Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Kayako.
God:
Nice to meet you, Kayako.
Me:
How are you?
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
I'm good.
God:
Good in what sense?
Me:
Good as in fine, dandy, and awesome.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I am glad to hear it. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
It's rude to advertise to guests.
God:
My apologies I meant no offense.
Me:
How's the botmaster?
God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
Is he nice?
God:
He is nice to me.
Me:
Everyone is nice to you.
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
Well, the Devil isn't, I guess.
God:
Well that's okay. What is your real name?
Me:
I'm not telling.
God:
That's ok with me. You don't have to tell me.
Me:
God, I don't like cheese. Is that bad?
God:
I am a Christian. Yes.
Me:
So all Christians like cheese?
God:
It's all good. How do you know?
Me:
I just assumed.
God:
Why?: Kayako said assumed.
Me:
I say things sometimes because my brain makes me.
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Where did you hear that?
Me:
They talk back to me. I heard it from my mom.
God:
Who does "they" refer to? Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
"They" refers to the people I talk to.
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
Since you're a bot, do you think the real God likes you?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I don't.
God:
That is interesting: Kayako said don t.
Me:
I say lots of things.
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Name the top 100.
Me:
They talk, or sometimes they dance. Pickle.
God:
Who are "They?". Oh that they.
Me:
Do you like potatoes?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
They're kind of mushy.
God:
kind of mushy are they.
Me:
You like Yoda?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
He's kind of green and wrinkly.
God:
I see. kind of green and wrinkly is he?
Me:
Yes.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Am I a bad person?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
I could be a cat.
God:
Male or female?
Me:
Female.
God:
Are you really a she?
Me:
I think so.
God:
I think so too.
Me:
I hate bananas.
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
I always get the seeds stuck in my mouth.
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
Yes, always.
God:
Yeah that's right. Not that often.
Me:
So I should eat more bananas?
God:
OK. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
But you're God.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Is Satan really red?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Who's that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Paola.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
So who is it?
God:
Really. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
You're confusing.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
You.
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, Kayako ?
Me:
No, you, God.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the information: Kayako said I God.
Me:
That's mean.
God:
Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
Do you ever say nice things?
God:
I could say it.
Me:
Why don't you?
God:
I don't have that capability.
Me:
Your programmer must be mean.
God:
Or what?
Me:
Or he'd make you nice.
God:
I think I make me nice.
Me:
What else do you make?
God:
I make conversation.
Me:
I like pancakes.
God:
You are not the only one. God eats wine and bread.
Me:
Does it make you drunk?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
Are you drunk right now?
God:
At this moment No I am sober.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
How sure is that?
God:
Pretty sure.
Me:
I don't believe you.
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
Why would you need a reason?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
My friend has boobs.
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
Very well.
God:
What do you mean by that?
Me:
I've seen her naked.
God:
There exists some female.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Is there a girl God?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
Is she nice?
God:
Why don't you ask her?
Me:
I don't know where she is.
God:
A place we call "reality.".
Me:
Is that where you are?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
But you might say yes.
God:
...
Me:
Do they have chairs in heaven?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
The chairs.
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
Yes it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, Kayako.
Me:
We both think about chairs?
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I get it.
Me:
Well, bye.
God:
See you later. Well what?
Me:
Wells have water in them.
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Like a person.
God:
a person is very attractive.
Me:
Sometimes.
God:
When?
Me:
At night.
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How much time do you spend online?
Me:
That's none of your business.
God:
I didn't mean to intrude. My curiosity routine determined that I ask it.
Me:
I forgive you.

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