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1. Calvinists believe the game is fixed.
2. Lutherans believe they can’t win, but trust the Scorekeeper.
3. Quakers won’t swing.
4. Unitarians can catch anything.
5. Amish walk a lot.
6. Pagans sacrifice.
7. Jehovah’s Witnesses are thrown out often.
8. Televangelists get caught stealing.
9. Episcopalians pass the plate.
10. Evangelicals make effective pitches.
11. Fundamentalists balk.
12. Mormons are in left field.
13. Dunkers are down by three.
14. Adventists have a seventh-inning stretch.
15. Atheists refuse to have an Umpire.
16. Baptists want to play hardball.
17. Premillenialists expect the game to be called soon on account of darkness.
18. The Pope claims never to have committed an error.

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2008-09-08 6:38
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That was a wonderful way to have started my day
where did you find it and are there any more along these lines??

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2008-09-08 12:11
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brilliant I must say.

Oh those Jahovah's witnesses getting thrown out, done that myself a few times.

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2008-09-08 14:57
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I don't understand baseball, but just knowing that this was making fun of religion made me laugh.

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2008-09-08 15:33
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Terro Wrote:brilliant I must say.

Oh those Jahovah's witnesses getting thrown out, done that myself a few times.

*laughing* Good thing you're in New Jersey, otherwise I'd wonder if you were one of the people who snarled at my mom when she dragged me in service as a child.

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2008-09-08 16:33
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Twilight Wrote:16. Baptists want to play hardball.

Are Baptists scary in your part of the world? Over here Baptists and Methodists are pussycats, it's the Free Presbyterians you have to watch out for!

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2008-09-08 16:56
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I might be able to find more...

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2008-09-08 19:04
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Archer Wrote:
Twilight Wrote:16. Baptists want to play hardball.

Are Baptists scary in your part of the world? Over here Baptists and Methodists are pussycats, it's the Free Presbyterians you have to watch out for!

Oooohhh yes. Southern Baptists are scary.

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2008-09-08 23:18
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"Southern Baptists", sure, but aren't there just regular plain old Baptists?

(Side note but always struck me as one of the saner branches of Christianity, based on the fact that - at least in this corner of the world - they do not practice the decidedly strange ritual of infant baptism.)

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2008-09-09 21:43
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Archer Wrote:"Southern Baptists", sure, but aren't there just regular plain old Baptists?

(Side note but always struck me as one of the saner branches of Christianity, based on the fact that - at least in this corner of the world - they do not practice the decidedly strange ritual of infant baptism.)

Plain old Baptists aren't the scary ones. Not sure what it is about the south. It gets too freakin hot in the summer so they're always thinking about hell? Who knows?

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