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What do you call...
Rauthiss
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What do you call...
You know them; those bad jokes that have to do with name puns?
Yeah, those!

Post 'em!

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on the wall?
Art
What do you call a man with no legs and no arms swimming?
Bob
What do you call a man with no legs and no arms waterskiing?
Skip
What gender is the person in the P.O. Box?
Male
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen
What do you call a chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Irene
Where does the one leg lady work?
IHOP

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2008-01-13 3:22
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lol.

Nice, Rauthiss.
2008-01-13 7:35
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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug.

What do you call him when you take the spade off his head?
Douglas.

xD Heheheh, I love those jokes, Jac.

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2008-01-13 11:12
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Now these are just plain corny:

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? ?
Doyathinkysaurus!

What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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2008-01-14 4:16
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What do you call a man who demands money?
Bill
What do you call a man who leaves stains on your carpet?
Mark

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2008-01-15 2:32
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What do you GET when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elephino. (pronounce it like an American, for all you European types)
2008-01-16 8:21
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