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Two Catholic Parrots
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Two Catholic Parrots
Two Catholic Parrots




A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say
one thing."



"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say,
"Hi, we're hookers!
Y'wanna have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed.
Then he thought for a moment.
"You know," he said,
"I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots,
which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house,
and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,
and your parrots are sure to stop saying....
that phrase ... in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded,
"that may very well be the solution.."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
priest's house.
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with
them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in
unison:
"Hi, we're hookers! Y'wanna to have some
fun?"
There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over
at the other male parrot and exclaimed,
"Put the beads away, Frank.
Our prayers have been answered!"

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Re: Two Catholic Parrots
lol, I love that one... <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->

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those are some naughty parrots!! XD ;P
2011-02-08 1:54
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Re: Two Catholic Parrots
*hit’s the floor laughing*

I love it! XD Oh that’s great! Thanks for posting it.

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2011-02-09 0:15
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