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The pub called...
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The pub called...
A man had been drinking at a pub all night when the bartender finally decided to close up shop. So the man stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'd crawl outside and get some fresh air to try to sober up.
Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the four blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!"

"What makes you say that?" He asked, putting on an innocent look.

"The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again."

Simim: Rainbow poop at your disservice.
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2008-01-13 3:38
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xD That's brilliant.
2008-01-13 7:37
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XXDD

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*evil grin* wouldn't you like to know

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2008-01-14 1:29
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LoL - that is good. Clever and not predictable at all.

There's nothing the universe can do to tell you you were born to be vegan quite like when that ill feeling in your stomach only means you're craving veggie broth and a huge salad.
2008-01-28 3:15
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Very good lol <!-- sBig Grin --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_e_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><!-- sBig Grin -->
2008-01-28 23:36
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simim23 Wrote:A man had been drinking at a pub all night when the bartender finally decided to close up shop. So the man stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'd crawl outside and get some fresh air to try to sober up.
Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the four blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!"

"What makes you say that?" He asked, putting on an innocent look.

"The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again."

I relayed that one to my mom while on the phone with her. She laughed so hard she started hacking. XD
2008-03-18 23:52
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O lol'd. Hard. Water is not supposed go through that orifice.

Now are thoughts thou shalt not banish--
Now are visions ne'er to vanish;
from thy spirit they shall pass
No more-- like dew-drops from from the grass.

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