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The Love Story of Ralphy and Edna
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The Love Story of Ralphy and Edna
The love story of Ralph and Edna...


Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
Mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both
Patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the
Hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.


He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.


Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
Him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act
She immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she
Now considered her to be mentally stable.


When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news
And bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were
Able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life
Of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound
Mindedness.


The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe
Belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'


Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
Can I go home?'

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"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."-Poe
2009-08-31 14:29
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lmao!!!

I just choked on my soda. XDD

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2009-09-03 4:20
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LOL

Now are thoughts thou shalt not banish--
Now are visions ne'er to vanish;
from thy spirit they shall pass
No more-- like dew-drops from from the grass.

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2010-02-22 23:24
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