Quotes from OKP Threads

This is just a thread I'm starting to compile a shortlist of things said here on the forum thatmade you chuckle or were, in and of themselves, insightful bits of wisdom. Feel free to drop in anything someone posted here that you thought was awesome. I'll start:

Vantalus Wrote:kinda like hitting a hobo in the face with a cake. they have food now...but they dont want to talk to you any more.

Kayako Wrote:I wish to poke at you until some sort of secret appears.

I miss all the best stuff, apparantly. I'll keep an eye out, though. There're some pretty clever things said around here.

Micah Wrote:Lucifer: Nuh-uh girlfriend! *snap snap*
God: Oh NO you just did-an't!

Vantalus Wrote:it wasn't even "why is he angry," so much as it was "why does his face look different? it's all scrunched up and red and stuff...like a rose before it blooms, but ugly.")

Shiari Wrote:Where are the other dragons who simply grew up, hunted, learned what they were supposed to, and died either old, by a predator, or by doing something *stupid* like flying into a hill. >_> Not that that last... uhm... happened to me or anything. *coughcough*

Vantalus Wrote:it makes me want to hit them in the face with a live alligator. twice.

Hooray for Vant quotes!

lol i feel famous.
what's next, a "Vant's the coolest" thread?

Hey's there's other people quoted here, too. Don't dismiss them. <!-- s --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s -->

A thousand apologies, to be sure. But Vant's the only one with three. And there's three other people quoted. They're good quotes, definitely, but Vantalus has quantity along with the quality.