Re: Pirate Jokes
my fav pirate joke is a little longer... (and sorry i cannot do the pirate accent so this one will speak plain english.)
a young boy, who wants to become a reporter, walks into a bar. there's an old pirate sitting at the counter, he has an eyepatch, a hook instead of a right hand, and a wooden leg. the boy walks over to him, pays him a drink or three, and the pirate is more than willing to talk about his adventures.
after a while, the boy points at the wooden leg and asks: "may i ask what happened to your leg?"
the pirate answers: "well, it was a stormy day, the waves were as high as mountains, and suddenly there came this giant wave and made me fall off my ship! unfortunately, there were sharks in the water, one of them bit my leg off."
the boy shudders. "that must have hurt... and what about this?" he points at the hook
the pirate grins. "it was during a raid - i was fencing with a, hm, customer, and suddenly he reached out and cut off my hand. that's why i got this hook."
the boy nods. "and what about the eye?"
this time, the pirate looks a little embarrassed. "well, it was a lovely, sunny day, we were just preparing to dock, when i looked up, and there was this seagull sitting on the mast, pooping right into my eye."
the boy blinks. "but... you don't get blind from that?"
"no", the pirat mumbles, "but it was my first day with the hook..."
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