One....Number One..Only One...oneOneONE!!!!!!!11(minus one)
One this and One that, One kid or one cat(never ends that way with cats though

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One best friend, one favourite color, one favourite food, one true love, one true god oneoneoneoneone
Oi vey! What's with this one thing? Why must there be only one of something important? Why this monopoly of one? Why is it so neccessary that we choose one? This number has seemingly pervaded the entirety of human and nonhuman existence on this planet.. Why are ya'll so compelled, so convinced that you have to choose? That one person is right, one person is wrong, ya have to choose. There are numerous examples of this type of thinking everywhere. Polytheism works, Polyamory works too....in fact at one time these things were vastly more widespread(resists a feminist jab). So where did this whole thing come from and why do so many people adhere to this perceived rule? Is it just a societal thing or what?
“A considerable percentage of the people we meet on the street are people who are empty inside, that is, they are actually already dead. It is fortunate for us that we do not see and do not know it.”
- G.I. Gurdjieff