The LiveJournal community where you can read them is here
, but all the parodies are written by one person, cleolinda@LJ (or Cleolinda Jones).
There IS some profanity and some mild innuendo (so you've been warned) but some of these 're-written' scripts make very, very funny reading. Among them is the fourth Harry Potter film
, V for Vendetta
, and Phantom of the Opera
Some choice quotes I personally love:
Cleolinda Jones's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire parody Wrote:En Route to… Somewhere
[Mr. Weasley and Company meet up with his coworker, Amos Diggory—and a very pretty boy who falls out of a tree. Hermione shoots Ginny an approving look.]
GINNY: I don’t know where we’re going, but I think I’m going to like it.
FRED (OR GEORGE): Look! It’s a Plotkey!
GEORGE (OR FRED): We’re going to the World Cup! It’ll be the most awesome game of quidditch ever!
The Most Awesome Game of Quidditch Ever
[This scene has been cut for time.]
Cleolinda Jones's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire parody Wrote:HARRY: Yeah, well—you just tell Ron that—
HERMIONE: I’M NOT AN OWL!
HARRY: O rly?
HERMIONE: YA RLY!
NEVILLE: No wai!