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Microsoft Sam
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Microsoft Sam
It must be the funniest thing on Windows 2000 and XP.

Click on start.
Click on control panel.
Click on Audio and Speech Programs (it's something like that).
Click on speech.
In the box, type 'My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi (keep typing soi)
Finally click preview voice, turn on ypur speakers and listen.
I laughed so hard at it!

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It made me heh, but that was all <!-- sTongue --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- sTongue -->

Oh and about your sig, it simply does not apply. I'm never a foreigner, I'm British <!-- sBig Grin --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_e_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><!-- sBig Grin -->

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How does this work on Macs?

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Archer Wrote:Oh and about your sig, it simply does not apply. I'm never a foreigner, I'm British <!-- sBig Grin --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_e_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><!-- sBig Grin -->

This is what I mean.
Say if you went to Japan for a while, you would be a foreigner to them, wouldn't you?

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Amourosa Wrote:How does this work on Macs?

Um, I'm not sure where to get the Microsoft Sam voice, (this wont work without it) but for something similar click the link

<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://digitalfuturesoft.com/texttospeechproductsformacosx.php">http://digitalfuturesoft.com/texttospee ... macosx.php</a><!-- m -->

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Archer Wrote:Oh and about your sig, it simply does not apply. I'm never a foreigner, I'm British <!-- sBig Grin --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_e_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><!-- sBig Grin -->

This is what I mean.
Say if you went to Japan for a while, you would be a foreigner to them, wouldn't you?

Nope! Brits are never foreigners, no matter where we are.

It's one of our essential traits.

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Archer Wrote:Oh and about your sig, it simply does not apply. I'm never a foreigner, I'm British <!-- sBig Grin --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_e_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><!-- sBig Grin -->

This is what I mean.
Say if you went to Japan for a while, you would be a foreigner to them, wouldn't you?

Nope! Brits are never foreigners, no matter where we are.

It's one of our essential traits.
<!-- s:wtf: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wtf.gif" alt=":wtf:" title="wtf?" /><!-- s:wtf: --> I thought you were northern Irish.

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skorpio Wrote:
Archer Wrote:Oh and about your sig, it simply does not apply. I'm never a foreigner, I'm British <!-- sBig Grin --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_e_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><!-- sBig Grin -->

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Say if you went to Japan for a while, you would be a foreigner to them, wouldn't you?

Nope! Brits are never foreigners, no matter where we are.

It's one of our essential traits.
<!-- s:wtf: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wtf.gif" alt=":wtf:" title="wtf?" /><!-- s:wtf: --> I thought you were northern Irish.

Yes, hence British.

You might have heard of this green and pleasant kingdom - Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. It has things like Scotland in it too. If you get confused, they even have this wonderful thing called GoogleMaps - I don't know how it is about obscure countries but all the big, well known, obvious ones are rather clearly labelled.

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Re: Microsoft Sam
Or the slightly less sarcastic response, keeping in mind that an even more sarcastic response might well have been warranted anyway:

"I'm British" "Huh? I thought you were Northern Irish" is pretty much the same construction as "I'm American" "Huh? I thought you were Californian."

The second exchange would be nonsensical - as California is part of the USA, being Californian by definition also makes a person American. Likewise, as Northern Ireland is part of the UK, being Northern Irish makes a person British.

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