Hide background
READ THIS!

Welcome to the Otherkinphenomena forum.

You really have to follow these instructions! Instructions will update as you progress.

If you wish to post on, or access most of the content of our forum and our community, please click here to register first, then follow the instructions below. If you have already registered, please log in, in the above "Hello There, Guest!" box.

Thanks for understanding and see you around.



Post Reply 
 
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Kids' Answers to Science Questions
Seraphyna
Member is Offline
Administrator
Kintype:
Otherkin:
Gender:
Reputation: 0
Posts: 1,891
Points: 9832.00
Contribution: tick tick tick tick tick tick tick 

Post: #1
Kids' Answers to Science Questions
Some old, some new... all priceless!

If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's SCIENCE EXAM answers

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the boraxcontains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome

Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.



Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
____________________________________

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________ ________________________________

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: ! Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
____________________________________________

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
__________________________________

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
_________________________________

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
______________________________________

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
___________________________________

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

[Image: seraphyna11_zps47e1e313.png]
"All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost."-Tolkien
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."-Poe
2009-07-17 0:33
Find
Quote
Give Thanks
HannaTrinity
Member is Offline
Copy cat
Kintype:
Otherkin:
Gender:
Reputation: 0
Posts: 156
Points: 835.00
Contribution: tick 

Post: #2
Re: Kids' Answers to Science Questions
Seraphyna Wrote:TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: ! Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
_________________________________

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
______________________________________

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
___________________________________

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.


These are absolutly pricless <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> .

[Image: hannabanner2.png]
^Made by Elinox^
2009-07-17 12:47
Find
Quote
Give Thanks
Amourosa
Member is Offline
student
Kintype:
Otherkin:
Gender:
Reputation: 0
Posts: 174
Points: 965.00
Contribution: tick 

Post: #3
Re: Kids' Answers to Science Questions
Priceless. Thanks for posting! XD

Random emoticon: Sorry, too busy laughing. XDXDXD

[Image: Banner2.png]
Banner courtesy of Elinox, check out the Ads & Links section if you want one!
"If you call one wolf, you invite the pack." -- proverb
2009-07-17 18:33
Find
Quote
Give Thanks
Guest
Unregistered
Kintype:
Otherkin:
Gender:
Reputation:
Posts: N/A
Points:
Contribution:

Post: #4
Re: Kids' Answers to Science Questions
The cow and cigarettes ones are my favorites <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> So true. Is there anymore somewhere, like on a website, or is this all you have?

Edit: Yay, I'm at 666!
2009-08-06 17:58
Quote
Give Thanks
Seraphyna
Member is Offline
Administrator
Kintype:
Otherkin:
Gender:
Reputation: 0
Posts: 1,891
Points: 9832.00
Contribution: tick tick tick tick tick tick tick 

Post: #5
Re: Kids' Answers to Science Questions
This is all I have. It was an email my mom sent me lol.

[Image: seraphyna11_zps47e1e313.png]
"All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost."-Tolkien
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."-Poe
2009-08-06 20:31
Find
Quote
Give Thanks
Chimera
Member is Offline
Wild Librarian
Kintype: Large mixed-origin multiple system
Otherkin: No
Gender: Genderfluid
Reputation: 0
Posts: 216
Points: 1127.00
Contribution: tick tick 

Post: #6
Re: Kids' Answers to Science Questions
Awesome. That was great. Very funny.
2009-08-06 23:15
Find
Quote
Give Thanks
farlane
Member is Offline
Copy cat
Kintype:
Otherkin:
Gender:
Reputation: 0
Posts: 59
Points: 360.00
Contribution:

Post: #7
Re: Kids' Answers to Science Questions
this is one of the reasons i love kids and want to be a teacher

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
2009-10-29 3:36
Find
Quote
Give Thanks
Post Reply 


Forum Jump:


User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)