If you saw the devil in town....

I decided to put this here because it's not really kin-related, it's more of just a general question.

Alright, so let's say that you're walking through town, and you see the devil. He looks like a normal human, but let's say that you somehow just know it's him. What would you do? Something? Nothing? Let's not get technical here with the terminology and discussion about the differences between Satan and Lucifer...just go with whichever you thought about first when you read this topic.

I thought about it, and I decided I'd give him a hug. Cause some people just need hugs, man.

I'd bum a smoke off him, then ask him for beer money...under the pretense that i was gonna give it to boy scouts or something, and trick him into giving me money like that.

or punch him in the face, its a toss-up

Yknow, anytime someone mentions Lucifer or Satan, I cannot help but to imagine him as <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer_(DC_Comics">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer_(DC_Comics</a><!-- m -->) (gooood comic seris). But anyways, I'd offer to buy him a drink, in attempt to sit around in a dank or classy bar for a few hours, chit chatting and sipping drinks.

*squees* i almost forgot about that! i LOVED the first Lucifer comic i ever read. after you mentuoned that, i TOTALLY have to agree on the dark, classy bar thing. *applause*

same as selcar, i'd probably have a drink with him and talk.

I'd try to make friends with the guy. If it turns out he's a horrible bastard, I'd try to beat the hell out of him (no pun intended). If i can manage to befriend him, I'll have him meet my friend who I still believe is the antichrist. It's bound to be interesting.

Deros Wrote:I'd try to make friends with the guy. If it turns out he's a horrible bastard, I'd try to beat the hell out of him (no pun intended). If i can manage to befriend him, I'll have him meet my friend who I still believe is the antichrist. It's bound to be interesting.

This of course, assuming you have the cajones and prowess to tangle with someone who at one point directly opposed god himself....but I'm sure you're just hard like that, right? <!-- s:roll: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /><!-- s:roll: -->

Based on what little information I know of him, I'd proabably avoid him at all costs. No need to get on his list, you know? Best to avoid the situation and ignore him.

Honestly, I wouldn't do much. I'd treat him like every other near stranger, civilly. In other words, if he's far off, ignore him; close up, smile and nod; bumped into him, mutter an apology and continue walking. What can I say, I'm not all that social.

I'd tell him I'm ready to make a deal.