Gimme a One-Liner

This is a forum game that I made up on the walk over to my grandma's, and although it may prove fruitless, I think it's worth trying. The rules are this: Create a category and type down a good one-liner from that category, after you give a one-liner example of the category the person above you used.

Example:

(Post 1)
Oxymoron: Organized Chaos

(Post 2)
Oxymoron: Artificial Intelligence

Great Lyric: "When they bring that chorus in" (Bleed it Out- Linkin Park)

Literary: "All that we see or seem Is but a dream within a dream." ~Edgar Allen Poe

Literary: "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams

Funny/Religion (take your pick): "Atheism is a non-prophet organization"

Webcomic: "If you're going to watch my cats, you need to be a bit more caring. These are creatures with feelings and needs you're caring for, not children." ~Something Positive; Davan- 12-16-2004

Webcomic: ""Lady Senshin, Mr. Daisuke reports that 'this lousy sack of potatoes has a good chance of not totally dying instantly.'" -No Need For Bushido (One of three that I wanted to use from the particular page)

Knowledge: "Knowledge is just opinion that you trust enough to act on." -Orson Scott Card

Knowledge: "There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge." ~Bertrand Russell

Webcomic:
"Of course. It's been six years. In the lifespan of a dickhead, he's long since emerged from his cocoon and unfurled his gossamer wings of suck." ~Davan; "Something Positive" 8/24/05

"...it only takes seven pounds of pressure to crack open a man's head... from the inside.

KISSES NOW!!" ~Fluffmodeus; "Something Positive" 12/26/06

Webcomic - "I will always be with you my son, now go forth and be awesome." Obvious Superman Reference on Sinfest

Shakespear - "Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

Shakespeare: "What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god!" -Hamlet

The Hard Truth: “Without individuals we see only numbers: a thousand dead, a hundred thousand dead, 'casualties may rise to a million.'" -Neil Gaiman, American Gods

The Hard Truth: Life's a bitch and then you die.

Food: Pizza

And I swear Freetha can read minds, or at least mine anyway. I was going to use Shakespeare for mine too!

Food: Shiitake Mushrooms

Bad Hero Dialogue: Holy fishsticks Batman!