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Geeky Jokes
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Little Johnny drank some water
Now he drinks no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.

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2008-01-16 2:20
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A biologist, a statistician, and a mathematician sat at a window booth in a restaurant, overlooking a house on the other side of the road.

Two people went into the house. A few minutes later, three came out.

"They have reproduced," the biologist concluded.

"No, no,no. The measurement was off!" the statistician argued.

The mathematician said, "There is now -1 person in the house."

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2008-01-16 6:57
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2008-01-16 14:58
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Post: #14
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Xanthus Wrote:Little Johnny drank some water
No he drinks no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.

i lol'd.

hmmm, i used to know some of those. but i'm currently sick and my brain is made of pudding.

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This more like Dungeons and Dragons geeky but I thought it would fit here. These were told to me by Vercing who found them on some site somewhere.

A monk walks up to a hot dog stand and says "make me one with everything."

A Dire Panda walks into an inn and orders a bowl of soup. After eating afore mentioned soup he stands, draws a bow and arrows and kills everyone in the inn. The Inn keeper who was smart enough to duck stands and questions the panda "why did you do that?"
The Dire Panda says "I'm a Dire Pands, look me up." and leaves.
So, the innkeeper takes out his monster manual and looks up the Dire Panda and under the description it reads: Eats shoots and leaves.

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2008-01-24 20:36
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I don't get the one with the monk...

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2008-01-24 21:09
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"one with everything"
"one with the universe"
"enlightenment"
"zen"

get it?

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2008-01-24 21:23
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wow, that's good Xanthus, I just read it as make me one as in make him into a hot dog. I like his better, explains why it had to be a monk. (I know, I'm foolish)

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Kinda. Still don't see how it's funny, though. But never mind me and my spoilsport attitude.

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Thanks for explaining it Xan! The first time I read it I thought "why is a hotdog monk funny?" and the second time I read it I thought "yeah, monks do have a lot of cross-class skills, they usually pwn". But your explanation makes the most sense!

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