Despair

I thought that this might be fun to do. Thanks to Chai's newest bunch of funny pictures, I'm stuck laughing at those and KNOWING that there's more out there. So let's hear some of yours. I'll add in some of mine (or my friends', since I am going to annoy them about this too) when I come up with them.

BTW: It is possible to submit these to despair.com directly, but they require a picture and I have no camera.

Deceit
What they don't know can't hurt you until they inevitably find out.

Perseverence
If at first you don't succeed, give up and find something you're better at.

Honesty
It's a proven fact that people who make an honest living make less of it than those who backstab and lie.

And here's a tool to make your very own Motivational Posters A'la Despair:
http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php

Very very awesome. I'll have to wire some up myself.

And after using the website:









The first two are my own photographs. The other two I found on the internets.

I'm...speechless, Sim. There's a combination of a "wow" and a "no" in there that are clashing in my brain.

And thanks for the link, Freetha. Now all I need is either a decent camera or some decent pictures found randomly off the internet...

Glad to know I'm capable on inspiring such joy and love

Now for my contributions here:




Edit: pretend i didn't forget the "e"

I haven't been able to find a good one for perseverence, yet...

Nice ones, chai.

Reliability: The only person you can really rely on is yourself. So yeah, you're doomed.

(from my cousin's idea: Reliability: the only thing you can rely on is that it won't happen.)

(cousin's):Goals: The person who doesn't try will get as far as the person who tries and fails

Contentment: A person that doesn't want anything will never fail to meet his goals.

Suicide: It'll probably only get worse afterwards.

Compassion: He who extends the hand of kindness to his fellow man shall be forever known as "a doormat".

Wisdom: Those who are truly wise know that they know nothing. Others call these people "idiots".

Self-esteem: Nobody cares about you. Deal with it.

(cousin's) Steroids: What do they teach our children? Don't be a loser.

Happiness: No matter what you're going through, things will always turn for the better. Just not for very long.

Peace: Three major political leaders may solve a matter without violence if two of them have been heavily bribed.

Deros Wrote:Honesty
It's a proven fact that people who make an honest living make less of it than those who backstab and lie.

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-Nonny