Re: A man walks into a bar ...
Guy walks into a bar in NY, already completely wasted, and sits down next to another guy at the bar. He order a couple scotches and starts rambling on at the fellow he sat down next to, going on and on about how there's a spot on the Empire State Building where you can jump off and the air pressure from the wind coming through the surrounding buildings will lower you gently down to earth. Obviously the sober fellow doesn't believe his drunk ramblings, but the drunk guy's willing to put his story on the line, "Come on up and I'll show you!," he slurs.
So, they ascend the tower and the guy walks out to place on the observation deck, checked the floor tiles thoroughly and shows the sober guy exactly where you need to stand. "Right here he says," and throws himself over the guard railing. The sober guy tries to stop him but isn't quick enough, he looks over, sure to see the drunken fool falling to his death, but to his amazingment, the fellow falls gently to earth, like a feather.
Amazed, the sober fellow checks the floor tiles to make sure he's standing in the same place as the first guy and throws himself over the railing, falling to a gruesome death below.
A few minutes later the drunk fellow wanders back into the bar laughing. The bartender looks up, shaking his head, "Damn, you're an ass when you're drunk, Superman."
LONG LIVE THE COMMUNITY!!!